Celebrate the Holidays with a Snifter or Two of Bourbon

Pay no heed to the bourbon bashers who push eggnog and warm apple cider.  There’s no better holiday beverage than a generously poured snifter of the good stuff.

The Bourbon Burglar: Bringing Class Back to the Burgling Business

Tonight’s top story: the bourbon burglar is back and better than ever. Passing on cold-hard cash, the bourbon burglar goes right for the good stuff: only the finest of single-barrel bourbons.  Forget buying a bourbon safe or bourbon vault, because the beloved bourbon burglar will just charm you into opening it after a few generously poured tumblers of hearty American goodness.  But what’s not to like about the bow-tied bourbon burglar, known for his classy burgling cardigans and mahogany-lined bourbon lair in the Bugaboos.  So cheers to you, mister bourbon burglar: the burgling business is blessed by your gentlemanly debauchery.

Respect Yourself: Have a Bourbon

Melt down those sissy wine glasses and have your bourbon butler recast them as bourbon snifters.  Why sip on a plebeian grape sauce when you could be glurging and bourbing a generously poured snifter of the good stuff.

Bring Bring – Bourbon Delivery

Nothing says I love you like a big ol’ basket of bourbon.

The Coconut Bourbon Ball: it’s a RAP!

Align your bourbon chakras, take some big-ole bourbon breaths, lace up some shiny bourbon boots and get ready for one of the year’s most anticipated bourbonfests: the coconut bourbon ball, it’s a rap

Here a Bourbon, There a Bourbon, Everywhere a Blurbon Bourbon

With a snifter in the left and a bottle of the good stuff in the right, paradise is a’bourbin’ in your hands.

Bourbon-baste that bird

My bourbon brothers, here’s a thought for those of you who forgot about Turkey Day and decided to celebrate 4-9 days late: nothing goes with a bourbon-bellied butterball like a generously poured snifter of the good stuff.

So kick off your snifting-sneakers, sit back in your malty bourbon-rocker, and take a swig of some American brewed goodness.

Ring the butler for some snifters of bourbon

Place your bourbon bets, fire up the bourbon-bq, and turn your picture-in-picture to the bourbon channel, because it’s not march madness without an oaky char-vanilla, smooth and supple swig of hearty kentucky bourbon.

It’s Wednesday: let’s hunt some fox and swig some bourbon

It’s too bad they don’t make steins out of rich mahogany.  Because you’re not doing justice to your bourbon-heavy mint julep if it isn’t sloshing around in a gorgeous, old-money mug of rich mahogany.

99 barrels of bourbon on the wall

Take one down, pass it around, and bourbon yourself a goblet or two of the good stuff.